Fox News is a never-ending source of entertainment. Take today’s leading story (02-19-2009 at 11:45 Pacific) that the wire taps from the Elliot Spitzer call-girl scandal were ordered to be released by a judge.

Did Fox News really mean that “Taps” should be played? I don’t think anyone deserving of “Taps” has died. Rather, they probably just were over zealous in abbreviating the word “wiretaps.”