My boss sent me a picture of an old SQL Server shirt that he had hanging in his closet. And by old I mean “SQL Server 7.0”. That inspired me to go looking through my closet to see what I could find.

The Borland Delphi 6 shirt is from a half-day presentation that Borland gave locally sometime in late 1999 or early 2000.
Yes, I can still wear the shirt.