Why is it that Microsoft SQL Server 2008 Express installation so freakishly difficult?  The process should be click “Start Installation” and be done with it if the default options are okay.  But, for some reason that I cannot fathom, the Microsoft SQL Server 2008 Express installation doesn’t just work.  I’ve tried it, now, more times than I can count; each time with different, but still failing, results.

I’ve yet to find any good guides on how to install this piece of software.  Trial and error should not be an installation methodology.  If I can figure out the magic formula, I will post it.  But breathing should not be suspended while waiting (aka “don’t hold your breath.”).